TALES FROM THE BUCK BARN
~A story of love...lust...and watermelon.......
as told to Foxmorton~
We're Kevin and Dave. We share everything!
*nom-nom-nom-Iloveyou,Maa! nom-nom-nom*
Oh.....sweet nectar from the Goat god, Pan..........
They want me to do...WHAT?
Yeah? Well, maybe YOU'RE on the wrong side of the fence!
Stupid cow!
Pssst. I heard that Darla was a virgin........
Ohhhhhhhh........baaaaaaaa........beeeeeeeee..................
I want youuuuuuuuuuuu......sooooooooooooooo..............
Fine. Be that way.
Look, but don't touch, fellas....... *bahahahahahahahahah*
Oh, Kevin.......whisper sweet goat-things in my ear...........
Bucks, eh? Can't live with 'em...can't let 'em out 'cause they stink up the place........
Go figure.
Don't worry, Kevin. We've still got each other.
*nom-nom Ireallydoloveyou,Maa......nom-nom-nom............slurp*
