Sunday, September 2, 2012

TALES FROM THE BUCK BARN

TALES FROM THE BUCK BARN
~A story of love...lust...and watermelon.......
as told to Foxmorton~

We're Kevin and Dave.  We share everything!


*nom-nom-nom-Iloveyou,Maa! nom-nom-nom*


Oh.....sweet nectar from the Goat god, Pan..........



They want me to do...WHAT?


Yeah?  Well, maybe YOU'RE on the wrong side of the fence!  
Stupid cow!



Pssst.   I heard that Darla was a virgin........


Ohhhhhhhh........baaaaaaaa........beeeeeeeee..................


I want youuuuuuuuuuuu......sooooooooooooooo..............


Fine.  Be that way.


Look, but don't touch, fellas.......     *bahahahahahahahahah*


Oh, Kevin.......whisper sweet goat-things in my ear...........


Bucks, eh?  Can't live with 'em...can't let 'em out 'cause they stink up the place........
Go figure.


Don't worry, Kevin.  We've still got each other.  


*nom-nom Ireallydoloveyou,Maa......nom-nom-nom............slurp*



4 comments:

Millie said...

I want watermelon!

edenhills said...

It looks like you all had a perfect day on the farm.

Candy C. said...

So, is Miss Darla gonna "do the rhumba" with Kevin or Dave?!? ;)

Mimi Foxmorton said...

lol
Oh, KEVIN, most definitely.
I want a PAN BABY! :D

Although the verdict is still out as to if she Will! She clamps her tail over her hiney......spins in circles....and rams him until he cries like a little girl.....
lol

Farmer says: "Don't worry about it."
Then he chuckles.

:)